This is hilarious, unless you are an Aussie or New Zealander it will make no sense at all.
2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a bloody little beauty??
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will eachperson on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
19. Who would you like to crack on to?
20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a
trailer or have a pool?
22. What does "sinkin' piss at a mates joint and getten para " mean?
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a bloody little beauty??
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will eachperson on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
19. Who would you like to crack on to?
20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a
trailer or have a pool?
22. What does "sinkin' piss at a mates joint and getten para " mean?
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Now for my day. Great start, I got totally RAK'd by Sara Ellis. I'm really having an awesome week. Pity I don't have anything to pass on as well. This is what I got:
The bows look awesome. Can't wait to get scrapping.
Piracy: whoa did it get heated on the Digital Dish today!!! Seems that noone else in the scrapping community ever download anything. Isn't that just great. I look at piracy in a couple of ways.
1: No way in hell would I ever share my digital purchases with other people. The designers work hard and probably don't make all that much designing digital scrapping supplies. I paid my money so they are for me only. I also don't make any money from the stuff I download, currently I am downloading Survivor China because the dumbass channel 9 network won't show it here until after it's all finished in the US and we know who wins anyway. So I get my fix illegally, and I'd do it honest way if I could but the CBS website won't let me watch, wrong region or whatever.
2: People who share everything, sell downloaded DVD's, kits, MP3's etc...are scum. Easy. They are the real pirates. My Survivor fix is hardly bringing down the CBS network.
I love some of the replies I got on The Digital Dish:
Anonymous said...
Stealing is stealing. You cannot justify it.
October 2, 2007 4:29 PM
October 2, 2007 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...
Very nice Megan. I'm sure the various store owners and designers will be very interested to hear your stance on piracy.
Anonymous said...
Ohhhh, ok, you post as yourself so that's you're going to justify being a pirate? Whatever.
October 2, 2007 5:59 PM
Ohhhh, ok, you post as yourself so that's you're going to justify being a pirate? Whatever.
October 2, 2007 5:59 PM
Well ANON's at least I have the balls to post as myself. All the designers I have ever bought from can go check my account and see if there were any extra downloads, here is a list of designers I have purchased from:
If any of these designers have a problem with my views on piracy I am only too happy to discuss it. Email me here
I fail to see the connection between downloading Survivor and being a pirate? Or how about these gutless anon posters tape Survivor for me and send it to Australia? Cos that's about my only other option.
I might just email all the designers I have purchased from too and ask them about my views on piracy. What an interesting discussion, wonder how many of our designers download movies? And would these anon posters stop buying from them if they knew they did?
And in case anyone is wondering, my copy of CS3 is a legal copy that my husband uses for work.
And finally I did a Halloween page. YAY, pity we don't celebrate Halloween here like other countries do. We just had a Halloween bash one year at Dave & Kims. Green wasn't really a great Halloween choice but it's Deke's fave colour. I'll post all our pics from that night on Halloween.
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